twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

(via faintfamiliarity)

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

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gayanthi03:

Rosie Spaughton watching Pocahontas

roseellendix princessrosalindiwanttopoophere

(via heathersapples)

  • friend: promise you won't tell anyone
  • me: i promise
  • me: *tells my mom*
  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want

Anonymous said: Sorry, but what;s the difference between transexual and transgender?

cornerof5thandvermouth:

transsexuals hang from the ceiling and transgenders grow up from the ground

inspired by x

(Source: spobsy, via sexyptosis)

simplydari:

Awkward

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